All About the Ork Clans: A Savage Guide to War – Part 3

Welcome, fellow lore enthusiasts, to another deep dive into the brutal and raucous world of Warhammer 40,000. Today, we’re turning our attention to the boisterous clans of Orks, specifically the flashy Bad Moons and the gritty Snakebites.

Let’s start with the Bad Moons, the ostentatious Orks who believe that wealth and material possessions are synonymous with power and status. These Orks are all about the bling, with their Nobz and Warbosses strutting around in heavy armor and Combi weapons, capable of obliterating entire squads of Guardsmen with a single salvo. Don’t be fooled by their ostentatious display; these Orks are not eager to get up close and personal. They prefer to keep their precious armor intact, favoring long-range attacks over hand-to-hand combat.

Among the Bad Moons, you’ll find the Ork elite, the Flash Gits. These Orks are the wealthiest and the flashiest, with a love for showing off their riches. They value style over brains, a trait that draws disdain from the more warlike Orks. Their armor and equipment are painted in bright yellow and black, the clan’s colors, and adorned with all sorts of precious metals and piercings. Their totem? A crude depiction of a crescent moon, painted in the same bright yellow.

Among these flashy Orks, the most famous Warboss is Nazdreg. He’s rich and cunning, like all Bad Moons, but he also possesses an exceptional mind and patience for an Ork. He prefers organizing ambushes and quick raids over frontal attacks, and he’s not above using rewards to motivate his slaves.

Now let’s shift gears and talk about the Snakebites, the tough, earthy Orks who favor a more primitive lifestyle. They’re the polar opposite of the Bad Moons, preferring to trust in simpler things like heavy sticks, sharpened bones, and sharp choppers. Their brown vests, tattoos that resemble sleeping snakes, and crests made of hairy squigs are their signature style.

Snakebites love their animal skins and furs, often wrapping themselves with live snakes to show their toughness. Their battle banners, yellow with a green snake, signal their presence, but the distinctive squig stench is usually a dead giveaway.

The Snakebites’ wild lifestyle has resulted in their skin becoming tougher than that of other Orks, resembling old leather boots. The origin of their clan’s name most likely comes from an Ork initiation ritual, where a young Ork catches a venomous snake, lets it bite him, and then sucks the venom out.

In the vast, violent universe of Warhammer 40,000, the Ork clans each have their unique charm. The flashy Bad Moons and the rugged Snakebites show us two different facets of Ork culture, each intriguing in its way. Stay tuned for more in-depth exploration of the myriad races and factions that make Warhammer 40,000 a fascinating universe.

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